Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, April 11, 1891 by Various
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dismal? Why? Because my father died of a fit of the blues! _Is_ that
fair--I put it to _you_? _Nora_. Do try to be funnier than _that_! See, I will show you the flesh-coloured silk tights that I am to wear to-night--it will cheer you up. But you must only look at the feet--well, you may look at the rest if you're good. _Aren't_ they lovely? Will they fit me, do you think? _Rank_ (_gloomily_). A poor fellow with both feet in the grave is not the best authority on the fit of silk stockings. I shall be food for worms before long--I _know_ I shall! _Nora_. You mustn't really be so frivolous! Take that! (_She hits him lightly on the ear with the stockings; then hums a little._) I want you to do me a great service, Dr. RANK. (_Rolling up stockings_,) I always liked _you_. I love TORVALD most, of _course_--but, somehow, I'd rather spend my time with you--you _are_ so amusing! _Rank_. If I am, can't you guess why? (_A short silence._) Because I love you! You can't pretend you didn't know it! _Nora_. Perhaps not--but it was really too clumsy of you to mention it just as I was about to ask a favour of you! It was in the worst taste! (_With dignity._) You must not imagine because I joke with you about silk stockings, and tell you things I never tell TORVALD, that I am therefore without the most delicate and scrupulous self-respect! I am really quite a good little doll, Dr. RANK, and now--(_sits in rocking-chair and smiles_)--now I shan't ask you what I was going to! [ELLEN _comes in with a card._ |
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