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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, April 11, 1891 by Various
page 22 of 47 (46%)

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"SUCH A DAWG!"

The enclosed was cut from _The Field_ of last week:--

R. ---- ---- WANTS some friend to give him a small BULLDOG
with a smile, for a house pet.--To be sent for inspection to,
&c.

It is to be hoped that the advertiser will not get an animal that (to
quote from _Hamlet_) "may smile and smile and be a villain!"

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IGNOTUS.

Prate not about Fame! I've addressed half the world,
In Court and in cottage, in Castle and slum!
I've been warbled, and chorussed, and tootled, and skirled,
Yet, for _kudos_, I might just as well have been dumb.
Though familiar to all men, I'm wholly unknown;
You're inclined to pooh-pooh, and to say I am wrong?
Nay, listen, and you my correctness will own:
'Tis I wrote the _words_ of a Popular Song!

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NEW AND INTERESTING WORK.--As a companion to Dr. WRIGHT's _The Ice
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