Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, April 4, 1891 by Various
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reminds me--(_Plays with his coat-buttons._) I'm such a simple ickle
sing--but if you _are_ thinking of giving me a Christmas present, make it cash. _Helmer_. Just like your poor father, _he_ always asked me to make it cash--he never made any himself! It's heredity, I suppose. Well--well! [_Goes back to his Bank. NORA goes on humming._ _Enter Mrs. LINDEN, doubtfully._ _Nora_. What, CHRISTINA--why, how old you look! But then you are poor. I'm not. TORVALD has just been made a Bank Manager. (_Tidies the room._) Isn't it really wonderfully delicious to be well off? But, of course, you wouldn't know. _We_ were poor once, and, do you know, when TORVALD was ill, I--(_tossing her head_)--though I _am_ such a frivolous little squirrel, and all that, I actually borrowed £300 for him to go abroad. Wasn't _that_ clever? Tra-la-la! I shan't tell you _who_ lent it. I didn't even tell TORVALD. I am such a mere baby I don't tell him everything. I tell Dr. RANK, though. Oh, I'm so awfully happy I should like to shout, "Dash it all!" _Mrs. Linden_ (_stroking her hair_). Do--it is a natural and innocent outburst--you are such a child! But I am a widow, and want employment. _Do_ you think your husband could find me a place as clerk in his Bank? (_Proudly._) I am an excellent knitter! _Nora_. That would really be awfully funny. (_To HELMER, who enters._) TORVALD, this is CHRISTINA; she wants to be a clerk in your Bank--_do_ let her! She thinks such a lot of _you_. (_To herself._) |
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