Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, April 4, 1891 by Various
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insisted upon having his signature as a surety. Oh, we Norwegians are
sharp fellows! _Nora_. Well, you _got_ Papa's signature, didn't you? _Krogs._ Oh, I _got_ it right enough. Unfortunately, it was dated three days after his decease--now, how do you account for _that_? _Nora_. How? Why, as poor Papa was dead, and couldn't sign, I signed _for_ him, that's all! Only somehow I forgot to put the date back. _That's_ how. Didn't I _tell_ you I was a silly, unbusinesslike little thing? It's very simple. _Krogs._ Very--but what you did amounts to forgery, notwithstanding. I happen to know, because I'm a lawyer, and have done a little in the forging way myself. So, to come to the point--if _I_ get kicked out, I shall not go alone! [_He bows, and goes out._ _Nora_. It _can't_ be wrong! Why no one but KROGSTAD would have been taken in by it! If the Law says it's wrong, the Law's a goose--a bigger goose than poor little me even! (_To HELMER, who enters_.) Oh, TORVALD, how you made me jump! _Helmer_. Has anybody called? (_NORA shakes her head_.) Oh, my little squirrel mustn't tell naughty whoppers! Why, I just met that fellow KROGSTAD in the hall. He's been asking you to get me to take him back--now, hasn't he? _Nora_ (_walking about_). Do just see how pretty the Christmas-tree looks! |
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