Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 9, 1891 by Various
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_George_. Capitally; we've made out the first two parts already. And really, HEDDA, I do believe Mrs. ELVSTED _is_ inspiring me; I begin to feel it coming on. Fancy that! _Mrs. E._ Yes, goodness! HEDDA, _won't_ it be lovely if I can. I mean to try _so_ hard! _Hedda_. Do, you dear little silly rabbit; and while you are trying I will go into the back drawing-room and lie down. [_She goes into the back-room and draws the curtains. Short pause. Suddenly she is heard playing_ "The Bogie Man" _within on the piano._ _George_. But, dearest HEDDA, don't play "_The Bogie Man_" this evening. As one of my aunts is dead, and poor old LÖVBORG has shot himself, it seems just a little pointed, eh? _Hedda_ (_puts her head out between the curtains_). All right! I'll be quiet after this. I'm going to practise with the late General GABLER'S pistol! [_Closes the curtains again_; GEORGE _gets behind the stove_, Judge BRACK _under the table, and_ Mrs. ELVSTED _under the sofa. A shot is heard within._ _George_ (_behind the stove_). Eh, look here, I tell you what--she's hit _me!_ Think of that! [_His legs are visibly agitated for a short |
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