Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, April 18, 1891 by Various
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_Krogs._ I am wildly happy! Engaged to the female Cashier of the Manager who has discharged me, our future is bright and secure! [_He goes out; and Mrs. LINDEN sets the furniture straight; presently a noise is heard outside, and HELMER enters, dragging_ NORA in. She is in fancy dress, and he in an open black domino._ _Nora_. I shan't! It's too early to come away from such a nice party. I _won't_ go to bed! [_She whimpers._ _Helmer_ (_tenderly_). There'sh a naughty lil' larkie for you, Mrs. LINEN! Poshtively had to drag her 'way! She'sh a capricious lil' girl--from Capri. 'Scuse me!--'fraid I've been and made a pun. Shan' 'cur again! Shplendid champagne the Consul gave us--'counts for it! (_Sits down, smiling._) Do you _knit_, Mrs. COTTON?... You shouldn't. Never knit. 'Broider. (_Nodding to her, solemnly._) 'Member that. Alwaysh _'broider_. More--(_hiccoughing_)--Oriental! Gobblesh you!--goo'ni! _Mrs. Linden_. I only came in to--to see NORA's costume. Now I've seen it, I'll go. [_Goes out._ _Helmer_. Awful bore that woman--hate boresh! (_Looks at NORA, then comes nearer._) Oh, you prillil squillikins, I _do_ love you so! Shomehow, I feel sho lively thishevenin'! _Nora_ (_goes to other side of table_). I won't _have_ all that, TORVALD! |
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