Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 30, 1891 by Various
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goes_.
_Hialmar_ (_coming in_). I have been for a walk with GREGERS; he meant well--but it was tiring. GINA, he has told me that, fifteen years ago, before I married you, you were rather a Wild Duck, so to speak. (_Severely._) Why haven't you been writhing in penitence and remorse all these years, eh? _Gina_ (_sensibly_). Why? Because I have had other things to do. _You_ wouldn't take any photographs, so I _had_ to. _Hialmar_. All the same--it was a swamp of deceit. And where am I to find elasticity of spirit to bring out my grand invention now? I used to shut myself up in the parlour, and ponder and cry, when I thought that the effort of inventing anything would sap my vitality. (_Pathetically._) I _did_ want to leave you an inventor's widow; but I never shall now, particularly as I haven't made up my mind what to invent yet. Yes, it's all over. Rabbits are trash, and even poultry palls. And I'll wring that cursed Wild Duck's neck! _Gregers_ (_coming in beaming_). Well, so you've got it over. _Wasn't_ it soothing and ennobling, eh? and _ain't_ you both obliged to me? _Gina_. No; it's my opinion you'd better have minded your own business, [_Weeps._ _Gregers_ (_in great surprise_). Bless me! Pardon my Norwegian _naïveté_ but this ought really to be quite a new starting-point. Why, I confidently expected to have found you both beaming!--Mrs. EKDAL, being so illiterate, may take some little time to see it--but you, |
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