Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, June 6, 1891 by Various
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page 6 of 42 (14%)
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_I_ do _dot_ bend. O lor!--
There's that codfonded kitchid bell; "The Bixture as Before!" I've had at least a budth of it, Sidtz I was first struck dowd, Yet here id slippered feet I sit! By daily half-a-crowd-- For bedsud taxes by poor purse. It is ad awfud bore. This bedsud bakid be feel worse-- "The Bixture as Before!" I'b odly a poor City clerk. Quidide is bodstrous dear; By doctor treats it as a lark, Ad tries by bide to cheer. But if by situashud goes, I'b ruid--ad two score! What cad avail the Doctor's dose-- "The Bixture as Before"? It bay be Bicrobes, as they say, This Idfluedza pest; What batters? I bust cough--ad _pay_! The Doctor orders "Rest"! Bicrobes be blowed, ad Rest go hag! I'll stad this thig do bore! BARY! was that the door-bell rag? --"The Bixture as Before"! |
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