The Sunny Side by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne
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_Enter_ Lord Arthur Fluffinose. Lady Larkspur _looks at him with amazement_. _Lady Larkspur_. Arthur, what are _you_ doing here? _Lord Arthur_. I caught the 2.3 from town. It gets in at 3.37, and I walked over from the station. It's only a mile. _(At this point he looks at the grandfather clock in the corner, and the audience, following his eyes, sees that it is seven minutes to four, which appears delightfully natural.)_ I came to tell Larkspur to sell Bungoes. They are going down. _Lady Larkspur (folding her hands over her chest and gazing broodingly at the footlights)_. Larkspur! _Lord Arthur (anxiously)_. What is it? _(Suddenly.)_ Has he been ill-treating you again? _Lady Larkspur (flinging herself into his arms)_. Oh, Arthur, Arthur, take me away! And so on. But it may well be that Lord Larkspur has an intrigue of his own with his secretary, Miss Devereux, and, if their big scene is to take place on the stage too, the hall has got to be cleared for them in some way. Your natural instinct will be to say, "_Exeunt_ Fluffinose _and_ Lady Larkspur, _R. Enter_ Lord Larkspur _and_ Miss Devereux, _L_." This is very immature, even if you are quite clear as to which side of the stage |
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