The Sunny Side by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne
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page 61 of 298 (20%)
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_Lord John_. A cynic is a man who, etc.... Rotten. Now try again. _Lord John_. A cynic is a man who, etc.... _[Lights cigarette.]_ No, even that is not good. Once more:--- _Lord John (lighting cigarette)_. A cynic is a man who, etc. Better, but leaves too much to the actor. Well, I see I must tell you. _Lord John (taking out gold cigarette case from his left-hand upper waistcoat pocket)_. A cynic, my dear Arthur (_he opens case deliberately, puts cigarette in mouth, and extracts gold match-box from right-hand trouser_) is a man who (_strikes match_) knows the price of (_lights cigarette_)--everything, and (_standing with match in one hand and cigarette in the other_) the value of---pff (_blows out match_) of (_inhales deeply from cigarette and blows out a cloud of smoke_)--nothing. It makes a different thing of it altogether. Of course on the actual night the match may refuse to strike, and Lord John may have to go on saying "a man who--a man who--a man who" until the ignition occurs, but even so it will still seem delightfully natural to the audience (as if he were making up the epigram as he went along); while as for blowing the match out, he can hardly fail to do _that_ in one. |
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