Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, July 18, 1891 by Various
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Chatter from without._
_Society Chatter_. How d'ye do?... Oh, but her parties never _are_!... How are you?... No, I left her at ... Yes, he's somewhere about ... Saw you in the Row this mornin'.... Are you doing anything on ----?... Oh, _what_ a shame!... No, but _doesn't_ she now?... No earthly use trying to get in at present ... &c., &c. _Miss Fresia B._ (_beginning again, with meek despair, a little louder_). I am only a Cowboy; reckless, rough, in an unconventional suit of clothes; I hain't, as a rule, got much to say, and my conversation is mostly oaths. [_Cries of "Ssh!" intended, however, for the people outside, who are chattering harder than ever._ When the cackle of females strikes my ear-- _Society Chatter_ (_as before_). Oh, _much_ cooler here ... Yes, delightful, wasn't it? Everybody one knows ... No, you don't _really_?... Oh, POPSY's flourishing, thanks ... The new Butler turned out a perfect demon ... but I said I wouldn't have his tail dooked for anything ... so they've painted it _eau de Nil_, and it looks _so_ nice! _Miss F.B._ (_pointedly_). When the cackle of females strikes my ear, I jest vamose, for they make me skeered, |
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