the conversation with the traveller. For there was a sequel to the
conversation.

"As questions are being asked, where are you going to?" said the
traveller.

The plain man answered with assurance:

"Oh, I know exactly where I'm going to. I'm going to Timbuctoo."

"Indeed!" said the traveller. "And why are you going to Timbuctoo?"

Said the plain man: "I'm going because it's the proper place to go to.
Every self-respecting person goes to Timbuctoo."

"But why?"

Said the plain man:

"Well, it's supposed to be just about unique. You're contented there.
You get what you've always wanted. The climate's wonderful."

"Indeed!" said the traveller again. "Have you met anybody who's been
there?"

"Yes, I've met several. I've met a lot. And I've heard from people who
are there."

"And are their reports enthusiastic?"