Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, August 1, 1891 by Various
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page 23 of 47 (48%)
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"Open it!" was once more the cry--this time with great vehemence.
"But I am innocent of concealing anything! Believe me, there is nothing to declare! I have some photographic plates--to open them is ruin! I prize my shirts--they are heirlooms--if they are roughly handled I can never wear them again." And the foreigner wrung his hands in his despair. "If you will not open it," replied the official, unmoved by his eloquent appeal, "we shall detain your luggage." "But this is barbarous--cruel," continued the foreigner, answering with excitement. "I have been to Constantinople with its mosques, and the Turks have treated me with greater consideration. I have seen the glories of Rome with its Forum, the splendours of Petersburg with its fortress prison, the treasures of Madrid with its art gallery--and everywhere--everywhere I have been treated with greater kindness, greater charity than here! And yet you say this is the land of the brave and the free!" "We say nothing of the sort," retorted the official; "we say, open it!" The foreigner, whose pallor was fearful to see, with his teeth clenched and his eyes starting from his head, put the key into the portmanteau lock, turned it, and the contents of the box was revealed to view. In a moment the officials were upon it--thrusting their inquisitive hands here, there, and everywhere. There was a salad of boots, |
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