Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, August 1, 1891 by Various
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engine-driver.
Ascent continued. Leads down-hill. Curious. Sound of dashing waterfall close by. _Must_ see it. Turn round a corner. No waterfall at all, only the Electric-Light-generating station! Noise I heard was the "machinery in motion." _Query_--does an iron shed with chimney pouring out factory smoke, add to charms of wild scenery? More surprises! Find an "Automatic Delivery" pillar! Curious sight on a mountain. Put a penny in, and you get a small book--_Guide to Snowdonia_. Thanks! But what I want is a guide to top. Fog worse than ever. Believe I've missed my way. _Five hours later_.--I _had_. Shoes utterly worn out. Awfully, tired. Hit on top by mere accident. Resting in new hotel. Scrumptious, but dear. Don't care! Electric Light. What system? Waiter says "Brush." Must be 'air-brush up here, I fancy! Anyhow no good in a fog. Shall suggest foghorn to Sir E. WATKIN for thick weather. Also guides waiting at Crag Terminus. Bottle of beer. Divine! View? None, and don't want any. More beer. Electric Light better than I thought. Electricity is life. Electricity is also beer. More beer, please! Waiter asks "if I sleep at top?" Beds only two guineas a night. Of course I do! "Then shall he wake me for sunrise?" He'd better _not_. Goo' night! Sowdn--mean Snowdn--great sksess. * * * * * HER VIOLETS! [Illustration] |
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