Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, August 15, 1891 by Various
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_4, Stone Street, Billsbury, June 10._
[Illustration: "I will give any security you like."] Sir,--I venture to appeal to your generosity in a matter which I am sure you will recognise to be of the highest importance. My services to the Conservative Party in Billsbury are well-known. I can safely say that no man has, during the last ten years, worked harder than I have to promote Conservative interests, and for a smaller reward. My exertions at the last election brought on a violent attack of malarial fever, which laid me up for some months, and from which I still suffer. The shaky character of my hand-writing attests the sufferings I have gone through, and the shattered condition of my bodily health at the present moment. I lost my situation as head-clerk in the Export Department of the Ironmongers' Association, and found myself, at the age of forty, compelled to begin life again with a wife and three children. Everything I have turned my hand to has failed, and I am in dire want. May I ask you, under these circumstances, to be so good as to advance me £500 for a few months. I will give any security you like. Perhaps I might repay some part of the loan by doing work for you during the election. This must be a small matter to a wealthy and generous man like you. To me it is a matter of life and death. Anxiously awaiting your early and favourable reply, and begging you to keep this application a secret, I remain, Sir, Yours, faithfully, HENRY PIDGIN. That sounded heart-breaking, but I happened to know that Mr. PIDGIN's "malarial fever" was nothing but _delirium tremens_, brought on by a prolonged course of drunkenness. Hence his shaky handwriting, &c. |
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