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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, July 17, 1841 by Various
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the like.
2nd. He whose principles are CONVENTIONAL, as
1. He who voteth because the candidate keepeth a pack of hounds.
2. Because he was once insulted by a scoundrel of the same name
as the opposite candidate.
3. Because the candidate is of a noble family.
4. Because the candidate laid the first brick of Zion Chapel,
and the like.
5. Because he knoweth the candidate's cousin.
6. Because the candidate directed to him--"Esq."
3rd. He whose principles are PHILOSOPHICAL, which may be
considered as
1st. He that is IMPARTIAL, as
1. He that voteth on both sides.
2. Because he tossed up with himself.
3. He who loveth the majority and therefore voteth for him who
hath most votes.
4. Because he is asked to vote one way, and so voteth the
other, to show that he is not influenced.
5. Because he hateth the multitude, and so voteth against the
popular candidate.
2nd. He that is INDEPENDENT, as
1. He who cannot be trusted.
2. He who taketh money from one side, and voteth on the other.
3. He who is not worth bribing.
4. He who voteth against his own opinion, because his letter
was not answered.
5. He who, being promised a place last election, was deceived,
and the like.
2nd. He that voteth ACCIDENTALLY, which is divisible into
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