Laughable Lyrics by Edward Lear
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At the Akond of Swat?
If he catches them then, either old or young, Does he have them chopped in pieces or hung, or _shot_, The Akond of Swat? Do his people prig in the lanes or park? Or even at times, when days are dark, GAROTTE? O the Akond of Swat! Does he study the wants of his own dominion? Or doesn't he care for public opinion a JOT, The Akond of Swat? To amuse his mind do his people show him Pictures, or any one's last new poem, or WHAT, For the Akond of Swat? At night if he suddenly screams and wakes, Do they bring him only a few small cakes, or a LOT, For the Akond of Swat? Does he live on turnips, tea, or tripe? Does he like his shawl to be marked with a stripe, or a DOT, The Akond of Swat? Does he like to lie on his back in a boat Like the lady who lived in that isle remote, SHALLOTT, The Akond of Swat? |
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