Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, June 27, 1917 - 1917 Almanack by Various
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cloth. C.P. abandons hole (or what is left of it) after missing
two-inch putt. 5_p.m._--Match all square at the turn. Exhaustive search now being made for MEHMED, who was last seen (and heard) seeking his ball in the Mametz Wood. Ominous silence for past five minutes. Grave reason to fear that he has cut down entire wood upon himself. 5.30 _p.m._--MEHMED rescued from _débris_ but will take no further part in contest, following match on a stretcher. FRANCIS-JOSEPH now shows signs of extreme exhaustion and plays all shots from bath-chair. FERDINAND, who asserts himself a match for both his opponents, won tenth hole (Helles Hell--hundred-yards carry over dense undergrowth) with brassie shot that ricochetted off five spectators and two trees, finishing up three inches from the pin. By careful putting he got down in two more. CROWN PRINCE has just thrown away third set of clubs. [Illustration: "A BRILLIANT RUN-THROUGH CANNON."] 6 _p.m._--FRANCIS-JOSEPH has retired. Can no longer swing a club, and has booked bed in camp hospital. CROWN PRINCE still awaiting fresh set of clubs. Will now play FERDINAND a single. 6.15 _p.m._--FERDINAND, who has been granted permission to cue on the greens, has just won eleventh hole by a brilliant run-through cannon off CROWN PRINCE's ball. 6.30 _p.m._--FERDINAND has retired. 7.10 _p.m._--FERDINAND has retired about two miles. Cause of |
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