He spread and he spread
Till he had to be bled
With a view to reducing his area.

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THE "FORTRESS" OF LONDON.

(AS PICTURED BY TEUTON IMAGINATION.)

[Illustration]

[Illustration: THE CHURCH MILITANT.]

[Illustration: LETTING OFF A SAMUEL JOHNSON.]

[Illustration: A DOG'S-HOME GUN-TEAM.]

[Illustration: THE ROYAL ZOOLOGICAL ARTILLERY.]

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THE "FORTRESS" OF LONDON.

(AS PICTURED BY TEUTON IMAGINATION.)

[Illustration: A CITY TEA SHOP BEFORE THE ALARM.]

[Illustration: THE SAME AFTER THE ALARM.]