Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, September 19, 1891 by Various
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know. But just tell me this, what did she _say_ about me?
_Culch._ (_mystified_). About you? I really don't recollect that she mentioned _you_ particularly. _Podb._ (_puzzled_). But I thought you said you'd been speaking up for me! What _did_ you talk about then? _Culch._ Well, about myself--naturally. [_He settles his collar with a vague satisfaction._ _Podb._ (_blankly_). Oh! Then you haven't been arranging to meet her again on _my_ account? _Culch._ Good Heavens, no--what a very grotesque idea of yours, my dear fellow! [_He laughs gently._ _Podb._ Is it? You always gave out that she wasn't your style at all, and you only regarded her as a "study," and rot like that. How could _I_ tell you would go and cut me out? _Culch._ I don't deny that she occasionally--er--jarred. She is a little deficient in surface refinement--but that will come, that will come. And as to "cutting you out," why, you must allow you never had the remotest-- _Podb._ I don't allow anything of the sort. She liked me well enough till--till you came in and set her against me, and you may think it friendly if you like, but I call it shabby--confoundedly shabby. |
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