Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, September 19, 1891 by Various
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_Second T.T._ That's not what I'm _sayin'_. I'm sayin' there ain't nothing to _indicate_ it. [_They argue the point at length._] _Podb._ (_to CULCHARD_). Then you really aren't cut up--about Miss T. you know? _Culch._ (_with the reserve of a man who only wants to be pressed_). There is no reason that I am aware of, why I should be--but (_lowering his voice_) don't you think we had better wait till we are alone to discuss that subject? _Podb._ Oh, all right. I'm not partic--at least. Well, I'm glad you _aren't_, you know, that's all. [_He becomes silent again--but his face brightens visibly._ _First T.T._ (_to Second Do._). See that field there? That's tobacco, _that_ is. _Second T.T._ What they make their penny smokes of. (_The train enters a station._) What funny engines they do 'ave 'ere! I expect the guard'll be wanting to see our _billyetts_ again next. It's as bad as it used to be with the passports. I've 'eard--mind yer, I don't know 'ow much likeli'ood there is in the assertion--that they're going to bring 'em in again. Most intricate they were about them. (_To CULCHARD._) Why, if you'll believe me, a friend o' mine as 'ad one--well, they got 'is description down to a ioter! He'd a cast in 'is eye,--they put it down, and a pimple you'd 'ardly notice--but down |
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