Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 17, 1917 by Various
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"This was followed by a banquet in which Bro. W.S. Williams took a prominent part."--_Daily Chronicle_ (_Kingston, Jamaica_). * * * * * LETTERS FROM MACEDONIA. II. MY DEAR JERRY,--No doubt you think from the light-hearted tone of my last letter that life here is a bed of roses. In reality we have our flies in the ointment--nay, our shirt-buttons in the soup. The chief of the flies is artillery, both our own and that of the people opposite; and the worst of the shirt-buttons is jam. It sounds strange, but it is true. There was a time in the olden days when we welcomed gunner-officers, but those days are unhappily past since we met Major Jones. Learn then the perfidy of the Major and _ex uno disce, omnes_. I had a nice little 'ouse up in the front line, well hidden by trees. It wasn't a _h_ouse, Jerry, I wish you to understand; it was merely a little 'ouse standing in its own grounds like, with a brace or so of chickens and a few mangel-wurzels a-climbin' round the place. You know what it's like. Well, Major Jones, who had been my guest several times in this little 'ouse of mine, came round a few days ago with a worried look and an |
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