The Fifteen Comforts of Matrimony: Responses from Men by Various
page 10 of 51 (19%)
page 10 of 51 (19%)
![]() | ![]() |
|
And truly very plainly speaks her Mind,
She twits him of the good departed Man, Whose like, she says, _She ne'er shall see again, He never left me in a Morning so, But took a parting Kiss before he'd go; And get me some Good Thing for Breakfast too: Well, he a dear kind Husband was to me, But now my Days are spent in Misery._ _The Fifteenth Comfort of Matrimony._ Last, and not least of all these Comforts is, The Man that's Wedded unto some Disease, A peevish, crazy, and a sickly Wife, The Burthen and the Nusance of his Life; Her Bed, the meer resemblance of a Tomb, And an _Apothecarys_ Shop her Room; Coughing and Spitting all the Night she lies, A very Antidote to Marriage Joys: Yet the poor Man must bear with all these Ills, Besides the Excessive Charge of Physick Bills, A Nurse, fine Cordials, and a hundred things, Until his Substance she to little brings, Till may be she at length resigns to Death, The only Comfort he cou'd hope on Earth. FINIS. |
|