The Fifteen Comforts of Matrimony: Responses from Men by Various
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Yet even then graft _Horns_ upon his Skull,
Makes him a Beggar to enrich her _Cull_: She seems most fond, till she gets all the _Pence_, And then with Bag and Baggage marches thence; She leaves the Fool without one single _Cross_, To sit, lamenting for his fatal _Loss_. _Answer to the Sixth Mock Comfort._ But here I differ from the _Poet's_ Thought, Who says, A _Scold as even good for nought_; For, like _Job's_ Wife, she will Man's Patience try, And bring Repentance too, before he die: Then who'd live single, if a Scolding Wife Works such great Wonders in a Husband's Life? _Answer to the Seventh Mock Comfort._ No modest Woman will disdain her Spouse, Because he seldom peeps into her House; Since Age and Sickness doth the Sport prevent, She'll exercise her Patience with Content: For where all's gone, the _Queen_ must lose Her _Right_, So must a Wife the Pleasure of the Night. A Loving Woman, puts up those Defects, And gives her Husband Honour and Respect; Like Pious _Sarah_, serve him like a _Lord_; Obeys in all things, which do's Peace afford: |
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