Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, October 10, 1891 by Various
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Insel Hotel, Constance. Time, late afternoon. A small boat,
containing three persons, is just visible far out on the glassy grey-green water. BOB PRENDERGAST and PODBUBY are perched side by side on a parapet, smoking disconsolately._ _Podbury._ Do they look at all as if they meant to come in? I tell you what, BOB, vote we row out to them and tell them they'll be late for _table d'hôte_. Eh? [_He knocks out his pipe._ _Prendergast_ (_phlegmatically_). Only be late for it ourselves if we do. They'll come in when they want to. _Podb._ It's not safe for your sister,--I'm hanged if it is--going out in a boat with a duffer like CULCHARD! He'll upset her as sure as eggs. _Prend._ (_with fraternal serenity_). With pin-oars? Couldn't if he tried! And they've a man with them, too. The less I see of that chap CULCHARD the better. I did hope we'd choked him off at Nuremberg. I hate the sight of his supercilious old mug! _Podb._ You can't hate it more than I do--but what can I do? (_Pathetically._) I've tried rotting him, but somehow he always manages to get the best of it in the end. I never saw such a beggar to hang on! [Illustration: "Gets up and quits the room with dignity."] _Prend._ What on earth made you ask him to come on here, after he declared he wouldn't? |
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