Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, October 3, 1891 by Various
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page 44 of 47 (93%)
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I make a very elaborate commentary, quoting from innumerable parallel cases in English, American, and Roman law, and, after giving it to DICK FIBBINS to read, I don't see it again. But, a few afternoons later, when Impressive Clerk happens to be out, a knock comes. Nobody in. At last, go myself (_Query_--infra dig.?) and open door. "Here!" says a juvenile, who apparently mistakes me for the Clerk, and rudely chucks some papers to me, which hit me in the chest, "give these to your Governor. What a time you take answering a knock! Having a nap, hay? Take care old FIBBINS don't catch you at it, that's all!" Juvenile disappears downstairs, whistling, before I can think of a suitable rejoinder. Open the papers. The same brief returned with request to "draw up a Statement of Claim,"--and my "Opinion" inside! It looks as if DICK sent these clients of his _my_ valuable advice, pretending that it was his own! My learned "leader," when he comes in, treats affair very coolly. "Oh, did I send _your_ 'Opinion' to them as well as mine? What an ass I am! I wonder what they thought of it?" I also wonder. In looking over the returned brief just now, however, I certainly did not come across the "Opinion," manufactured by FIBBINS himself, of which that learned Counsel spoke. And I have no second chance of examining it, as he is careful to take "all the documents in the case" (a phrase of the Impressive Clerk's) home with him, for what he calls |
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