'Hotel it not in Gath!' at present
Till we have made things nice and pleasant.
First rule--'No Rules!' O, of course male noddies
Will snigger at once, the superior bodies!
But OSCAR WILDE must 'pull up his socks,'
Ere he'll equal women at paradox.
What I mean is this, in our 'Women's Hotel,'
We'll have no such thing as the 'Curfew Bell,'
And no fixed hour for the cry, 'Out lights!'
We will give free way to true 'Woman's Rights,'
Which are to thump, strum, tap, twirl, trill,
From morn till night at her own sweet will.
That's why we cherish, despite male spleen,
Typewriter, Piano, and Sewing-Machine!
The 'woodpecker tapping' is, indeed, not in it
With Emancipate Woman--no, not for a minute!
Our Hotel will be, when we've won the battle,
'The Paradise of unlimited Rattle,'
'The Realm of the Spindle,' 'the Home of the Duster!'"
Says Mrs. WHEELER to Mrs. CUSTER.
"Nought tabooed save Man! So comes Peace the Healer!"
Says Mrs. CUSTER to Mrs. WHEELER.
_Punch hopes_ their Hotel may flourish--only,
Spots "Reserved for Ladies" are often--lonely!

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THE GERMAN EMPEROR GOING NAP.--It now appears that the words descriptive of
NAPOLEON BUONAPARTE used by the German Emperor, and to which the French
took so strong an exception, were not "_Le parvenu Corse_," but "_Le