Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, September 26, 1891 by Various
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STORICULES.
V.--A BORN ARISTOCRAT. [Illustration] Whenever I forgot to put the matches in my pocket on leaving the chambers, I used to buy a box from a boy who stood at the street corner, where the 'busses stop. He was a small boy, somewhat ragged and occasionally a good deal splashed with mud. He was bright and energetic, and he did a very fair trade. There was an air of complete independence about him, which one does not often find in match-boys. His method of recommending his wares was considerably above the average of the peripatetic vendor; it suggested a large emporium, plate glass, mahogany counters, and gorgeous assistants with fair hair parted in the middle: "Now off'rin! A unooshally lawge box of wax vestas for one penny. Shop early and shop often. Foosees, Sir? Yessir. Part o' a bankrupt's stock." This was smart of him. By differing a little from the usual match-boy manner, he attracted more attention, and grins, and coppers. One morning I had climbed up to the top of the 'bus and taken my seat, when I saw that the boy had followed me. "No use," I said; "I don't want any this morning." "Well, I ain't sellin' none this mornin', Sir. I'm goin' a ride on |
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