A roll on the billow,
A Loaf by the shore,
A Fig for fashion,
And Cream galore!

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"WHAT'S IN A NAME?"

Mr. AUGUSTIN DALY says, "I have never found, as CHATTERTON did, that
SHAKSPEARE spelt Ruin." Perhaps he has been more inclined to think
that SHAKSPEARE spelt REHAN, eh?

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[Illustration: TRULY CONSCIENTIOUS.

_Toyshopman_. "BEG PARDON, MISS, BUT HERE'S YOUR CHANGE, WHICH YOU'D
FORGOTTEN--ONE-AND-NINEPENCE!"

_Little Maid_. "OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE
MONEY FROM ANYBODY BUT GRANDPAPA!"]

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TURNING THE TABLES;

OR, THE BEAR AS LEADER.