Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, October 24, 1891 by Various
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_Miss P._ Pray allow me to finish! "Refuse a proposal _at once_" is
RUSKIN's expression. He also says (if my memory does not betray me), that "no lover should have the insolence to think of being accepted at once." You will find the passage somewhere in "_Fors_." _Culch._ (_whose jaw has visibly fallen_). I cannot say I recall it at this moment. Does he hold that a lover should expect to be accepted by--er--instalments, because, if so-- _Miss P._ I think I can quote his exact words. "If she simply doesn't like him, she may send him away for seven years--" _Culch._ (_stiffly_). No doubt that course is open to her. But why seven, and where is he expected to go? _Miss P._ (_continuing calmly_). "He vowing to live on cresses and wear sackcloth meanwhile, or the like penance." _Culch._ I feel bound to state at once that, in my own case, my position at Somerset House would render anything of that sort utterly impracticable. _Miss P._ Wait, please,--you are so impetuous. "If she likes him a little,"--(_CULCHARD's brow relaxes_)--"or thinks she might come to like him in time, she may let him stay near her,"--(_CULCHARD makes a movement of relief and gratitude_)--"putting him always on sharp trial, and requiring, figuratively, as many lion-skins or giants' heads as she thinks herself worth." _Culch._ (_grimly_). "Figuratively" is a distinct concession on |
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