Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, October 24, 1891 by Various
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"I am unable to speak highly of either his intelligence or his
industry; but occasionally he works well, and has undoubtedly made some progress this term. His conduct is not always good." 2. _Second rough draught_; TOMMY _in the meantime has missed a repetition and accidentally knocked down the black-board._ "Exceptionally stupid and idle. Cannot be said to have made any progress whatever this term, although he has had every effort made with him. His conduct is abominable, noisy and unruly in the extreme." 3. _Fair copy to be submitted to the principal; of course_, TOMMY _had not intended to be overheard when he spoke of the under-master as_ "_Old Pig-face_," _but this is the result._ "A more idle and utterly worthless boy it has never been my misfortune to teach. Seems to have gone steadily backward all the term. Is most objectionable in his manners, and has no sense of honour." 4. _Fair copy, as amended by the principal; how was_ TOMMY _to know that stone would break the conservatory window, and drive the principal to alter the report to this?_ "Would be better suited in a reformatory than in a school of this standing. Utterly depraved, vicious and idle, with marked criminal instincts. In intellect verges on the imbecile. Unless there is a marked improvement next term, I cannot keep him." 5. _Principal's final copy; it_ was _fortunate that_ TOMMY _happened to remark that he had four cousins who were, perhaps, coming next |
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