Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, November 14, 1891 by Various
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with you as you are, I suppose. You see--(_with a grin_)--I've got that vow
to work out. _Culch._ Possibly--but _I_ haven't. As I've already told you--I retire. _Podb._ Wobbled back to Miss TROTTER again, eh? Matter of taste, of course, but, for my part, I think your _first_ impression of her was nearer the truth--she's not what I call a highly cultivated sort of girl, y' know. _Culch._ You are naturally exacting on that point, but have the goodness to leave my first impressions alone, and--er--frankly, PODBURY, I see no necessity (_now_, at all events) to take that ridiculous--hum--penance _too_ literally. We are _travelling_ together, and I imagine that is enough for Miss PRENDERGAST. _Podb._ It's enough for _me_--especially when you make yourself so doosid amiable as this. You needn't alarm yourself--you won't have any more of my company than I can help; only I _must_ say, for two fellows who came out to do a tour _together_, it's-- [_Walks away, grumbling._ _Later. The band has finished playing;_ Miss TROTTER _is on the bench with_ CULCHARD. _Miss T._ And you mean to tell me you've never met anybody since you even cared to converse with? _Culch._ (_diplomatically_). Does that strike you as so very incredible? _Miss T._ Well, it strikes me as just a _little_ too thin. I judged you'd go away, and forget I ever existed. |
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