Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, November 14, 1891 by Various
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from Victoria, L.C. & D., to the French Capital. It is to be a Third-class
Night Mail, though a Knight of the First Class can, of course, travel by it should he be so disposed. Thirty shillings through fare for "a single;" but as the tariff doesn't explicitly inform us whether the passenger will be asked the question, "Married or single?" and so be charged accordingly, we may presume that a margin is left for a little surprise. The train of Night Mails--a kind of gay bachelor train, no females being of the party--is to start at 8:15 P.M., and to be in Paris at 5:50 A.M. * * * * * DRAWING THE BADGER. (_A Natural History Note_.) [Illustration] The Badger (_Meles-Taxus_) is at once one of the most inoffensive and (in one sense) offensive of our few remaining British Carnivora. He is described by NAPIER of Merchiston, in his _Book of Nature and of Man_, as a "quiet nocturnal beast, but if much 'badgered' becoming obstinate, and fighting to the last, in which it is a type of a large class of Britons, who like to be let alone, but when ill used can fight." That great new authority on Natural History, Mr. G.A. HENTY (author of _Those Other Animals_), should be able to tell us much about the Badger. Therewith he would be able, in his own favourite fashion, to "point a moral" (against the Demogorgon Democracy), and "adorn a tale" (of laboured waggery). He might find the subject as suggestive of sardonic chaff as American women and Republican institutions. |
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