contemplated an attack on General Sarrail's rear."--_Continental Daily
Mail_.

Yet there are some people who complain that the situation in Greece is not
entirely clear.

* * * * *

[Illustration: THE APPLE OF DISCORD.

AUSTRIA. "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?"

GERMANY. "SPOILS OF ROUMANIA."

AUSTRIA. "WELL, IF IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH TO SPLIT YOU MIGHT LET US HAVE THE
CORE."

GERMANY. "'THERE AIN'T GOING TO BE NO CORE.'"]

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A WAY NOT TO PAY OLD DEBTS.

"Hullo, old thing!" said Herbert gloomily; "lots of Congrats. Lucky devil,
you," and he sighed unobtrusively.

I had forgotten that once upon a time Adela had refused to walk out with
Herbert because of his puttees, which she said were so original that they
distracted her attention from the way he proposed.