Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 24, 1917 by Various
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UNFORTUNATE MISHAP TO A LICTOR.
* * * * * _The Secretary to the Senate announces_: "Latest advices show that HORATIUS has despatched ASTUR, and, though slightly wounded in this encounter, has been able to keep his place in the line. The bridge head is still being held and there is now a pause in the fighting. The total enemy casualties up to the present are estimated at: _Killed_, 7; _Wounded_, 0; _Missing_, 0. Our own casualties are: _Killed_, 0; _Wounded_, 1; _Missing_, 0. A regrettable incident took place during the demolition of the bridge, a Lictor having sliced himself with one of his own axes and being compelled to relinquish his valuable labours." * * * * * (_Stop-Press News_.) HORATIUS CUT OFF. The bridge has been successfully destroyed shortly after the skilful withdrawal of LARTIUS and HERMINIUS in the face of the enemy. We greatly regret to add that HORATIUS is missing, I having failed to make good his retreat with his comrades, and must be regarded as lost.--(_Official_.) * * * * * _From "Hesperus" (Special Home Edition)._ |
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