Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 5, 1891 by Various
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_Culch._ I--er--have not been consulted. Are they--er--_all_ going? [_With a shade of anxiety._ _Podb._ I believe so. You needn't be afraid, you know. HYPATIA won't have the chance of ragging you now--she and Miss TROTTER have had a bit of a breeze. _Culch._ I rather gathered as much. I think I could guess the-- _Podb._ Yes, HYPATIA's rather uneasy about poor old BOB; thinks Miss TROTTER is--well, carrying on, you know. She is no end of a little flirt--_you_ know that well enough!--(_C. disclaims impatiently._) Here you all are, eh?--(_To Miss P., Miss T., and BOB._)--Well, who knows the way up to the villa? _Miss T._ It's through the town, and up some steps by the church--you cann't miss it. But Mr. PRENDERGAST is going to show me a short cut up behind the hotel--aren't you, Mr. PRENDERGAST? _Miss P._ (_icily_). I really think, dear, it would be better if we all kept together--for so _many_ reasons! _Culch._ (_with alacrity_). I agree with Miss PRENDERGAST. A short cut is invariably the most indirect route. _Miss P._ (_with intention_). You hear what Mr. CULCHARD says, my dear MAUD? He advocates direct ways, as best in the long run. |
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