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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 5, 1891 by Various
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Mrs. LYNN LINTON, how this vote must vex,
That caustic censor of her own sweet sex!
Wild Women--_with_ the Suffrage! Fancy that,
O fluent Lady, at tart nick-names pat!
Girls of the Period? They were bad enough,
But what a deal of skimble-skamble stuff
Will Mrs. FAWCETT's Middle-aged Ones talk
When these eight hundred thousand _hens_ o' the walk
Cackle for Order, Purity, and Peace!!!

Partlets _may_ save our Capitol, as geese
Once did the Roman; nigh a million--JUNOS,
Roll back the tide of Revolution. Who knows?
Not PRIAM-SALISBURY. Does _he_ look askance
At the new Amazonian Queen's advance?
Does he hide apprehension with a smile?
The Amazons are used to Grecian guile;
ACHILLES-GLADSTONE sorely they mistrust.
Which side will give them more than fain it must?
To-day the Trojans show the friendlier front
PENTHESILEA, whom the Greeks would shunt,
Proffers her aid to Tory Troy, to keep
High Ilium against the foes who creep
Nearer and nearer to its sacred walls.
ACHILLES o'er the trenches loudly calls,
In menace fierce, thrasonic in his boast,
His Myrmidons, a mad and motley host,
Mean boundless mischief, the Palladium's gone
If they are not repulsed. It _must_ be done,
Come what, come will. PRIAM has trimmed his sails
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