Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 2, 1891 by Various
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I thought the matter o'er. I vowed no more,
That I with grief would moisten any eye; Henceforth, whene'er that Dustman passed my door, Upon his beer he knew he could rely! Nay more! For never heeding if my bin Were full or empty, I that Dustman hailed; His grateful smile my one desire to win; I felt I could not help it if I failed. Twice every week he came,--his twopence drew: That Dustman seemed to brighten with his beer. And, if he wept, thank Heaven, at least I knew With joy, not grief, _he shed his silent tear!_ * * * * * LEAVES FROM A CANDIDATE'S DIARY. [CONTINUED.] _Thursday, April 16_.--On looking through my book I find that I am now a member of ten Billsbury Cricket Clubs, to most of which I am a Vice-President. Not bad, considering that my average in my last year at school was four, and that I didn't play more than half-a-dozen times at Oxford. TOLLAND says there are many more Foot-ball Clubs than Cricket Clubs--a pleasant prospect for me in the Autumn. Have also had to subscribe to six Missions of various kinds, four Easter Monday _FĂȘtes_, six Friendly Societies, three Literary and Scientific Institutes, five Temperance Associations, four Quoit Clubs, two Swimming Clubs, seven Sunday Schools, five Church or Chapel Building |
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