breeze."

It sounds rather a loud dress. Possibly _le dernier cri_.

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"It is like a red rag to a bull to the 'bus drivers to see
those lorries running about picking up members of the public.

We are trying to keep our heads, but our shoulders are bending
under the pressure, and presently, I am afraid, we shall
collapse and find ourselves in the vortex."--_Daily Paper_.

We should like to see this situation illustrated. Would some Vorticist
oblige?

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[Illustration: THE MAN WHO GOT HIS MONEY'S WORTH.]

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[Illustration: _The Demobilised One_. "SEEMS FUNNY TO THINK THAT ONLY
LAST WEEK I WAS WALKING ABOUT LOOKING LIKE THAT, EH?"]

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LITERARY OPTIONS.

In these days of ever-increasing strikes it is suggested, for the