Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, February 19, 1919 by Various
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Or gaze for Gothas up in heaven!"
"I want to hear your rowlocks ring Like a good volley, all together." "Hands up (or 'Kamerad') as you swing Straight from the hips. Don't sky your feather, As if I'd given the word, 'High Port'!" "Five, I admit your martial charms, Sir, But now you're on a rowing-thwart, So use your legs and not your arms, Sir!" "Six, you've a rotten seat, my son; Don't trust your stirrups; grip the saddle!" "Squad--properly at ease! Squad--'shun! Get forward! By the centre--paddle!" O.S. * * * * * CAST. The auctioneer glanced at his book. "Number 29," he said, "black mare, aged, blind in near eye, otherwise sound." The cold rain and the biting north-east wind did not add to the appearance of Number 29, as she stood, dejected, listless, with head drooping, in the centre of the farmers and horse-dealers who were attending the sale of cast Army horses. She looked as though she |
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