Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 12, 1891 by Various
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page 13 of 44 (29%)
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_Culchard_ (_meditating_). I think MAUD must have seen from the tone
in which I said I preferred to remain below, that I object to that cousin of hers perpetually coming about with us as he does. She's far too indulgent to him--a posing, affected prig, always talking about the wonderful things he's _going_ to write! He had the impudence to tell me I didn't know the most elementary laws of the sonnet this morning! Withering repartee seems to have no effect whatever on him, I wish I had some of PODBURY's faculty for flippant chaff! I wonder if he and the PRENDERGASTS really are at Milan. I certainly thought I recognised ----. If they are, it's very bad taste of them, after the pointed way in which they left Bellagio. I only hope we shan't-- [_Here the figure of Miss PRENDERGAST suddenly emerges from the door; CULCHARD rises and stands aside to let her pass; she returns his salutation distantly, and passes on with her chin in the air; her brother follows, with a side-jerk of recognition. PODBURY comes last, and halts undecidedly._ _Podb._ (_with a rather awkward laugh_). Here we are again, eh? (_Looks after_ Miss P., _hesitates, and finally sits down by_ CULCHARD.) Where's the fascinating Miss TROTTER? How do you come to be off duty like this? _Culch._ (_stiffly_). The fascinating Miss TROTTER is up above with VAN BOODELER, so my services are not required. _Podb._ Up above? And HYPATIA just gone up with BOB! Whew, there'll be ructions presently! Well out of it, you and I! So it's BOODELER's turn now? That's rough on _you_--after HYPATIA had whistled poor old BOB off. As much out in the cold as ever, eh? |
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