Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, January 9, 1892 by Various
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but untrustworthy, senior of his, and of yours, WILL GLADSTONE; a
lad whose leadership you once acknowledged, but whose pernicious influence, I am happy to find, you have lately quite cast off. _Master Joe_ (_knowingly_). Rather! Where there's a WILL there's a way; and WILL thought it must always be _his_ way. But "not for JOE!" _Dr. T._ Again, JOSEPH, is not that--ahem!--quotation from the popular minstrelsy of our time a _leetle_ reminiscent of ruder, and more Radical days? _Master Joe_. Perhaps so, Sir, perhaps so. Let me then say that "_Ego primam tollo, nominor quoniam Leo_" is a very pretty maxim for lions--and jackals. The former _rĂ´le_ I may not yet have risen to, but I'm hanged if I'll stoop to the latter. _Dr. T._ Quite so, quite so! At any rate, not in such a questionable _Leonina Societas_. Remember, also, JOSEPH, what an awful example you have in young GRANDOLPH, with whom, at one time, you seemed a little intimate. You have only to reflect upon _his fiasco_, "to have the counsels of prudence borne in imperatively upon your mind, and the lesson will not be the less impressively taught if it is remembered that GRANDOLPH will be on the spot to take note of and profit by any mistakes that may be committed by his more deserving and successful rival." _Master Joe_ (_aside_). Lessons all round, eh? Seems to me all this grandmotherly advice is wondrous like a "wigging" in disguise. Perhaps they'll find I'm better at teaching than learning. |
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