Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 26, 1891 by Various
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_Podb._ (_sleepily_). Not mosquitoes. I meant HYPATIA, and the--haw--yaw--TROTTERS. _Culch._ How can _I_ tell? (_Second silence._) PODBURY! What did I _tell_ you? One's just bitten me--the _beast_! (_He turns on the light, and slaps about frantically_). I say, I can hear him buzzing all over the place! _Podb._ So can I hear _you_ buzzing. How the dickens is a fellow to get to sleep while you're playing Punch and Judy in there? _Culch._ He's got me on the nose now! There's a lot outside. Just turn off the light, will you? I daren't put my arm out. (_To_ Mosquito.) You brute! (_To_ Podb.) PODBURY, _do_ switch off the light--like a good fellow! _Podb._ (_dreamily_). Glass up, Gondolier ... stifling in this cab ... drive me ... nearest Doge. [_He snores._ _Culch._ Brutal selfishness! (_Turns out the light himself._) Now if I can only get off to sleep while that little beast is quiet-- _Mosquito_ (_ironically, in his ear_). Ping-a-wing-wing! _Same Scene; the next morning._ _Culch._ (_drawing PODBURY's curtains_). Here, wake up, PODBURY--it's just eight. (_PODBURY sits up, and rubs his eyes._) I've had a _horrible_ night, my dear fellow! I'm stung to such an extent! |
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