Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, January 30, 1892 by Various
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ourselves?
_A Voice_ (_not LAVENDER's--in her ear_). I'm sure I'm 'ighly flattered, Mum, but I'm already suited; yn't I, DYSY? [_DYSY corroborates his statement with unnecessary emphasis._ _A Sturdy Democrat_ (_in front, over his shoulder_). Pity yer didn't send word you was coming, Mum, and then they'd ha' kep' the place clear of us common people for yer! [Mrs. L.S. _is sorry she spoke._ IN THE GONDOLA.--_Mr. and Mrs. L.S. are seated in the back seat, supported on one side by the Humorous 'ARRY and his Fiancée, and on the other by a pale, bloated youth, with a particularly rank cigar, and the Sturdy Democrat, whose two small boys occupy the seat in front._ _The St. Dem._ (_with malice aforethought_). If you two lads ain't got room there, I dessay this lady won't mind takin' one of yer on her lap. (_To Mrs. L.S., who is frozen with horror at the suggestion._) They're 'umin beans, Mum, like yerself! _Mrs. L.S._ (_desperately ignoring her other neighbours_). Isn't that lovely balcony there copied from the one at the Pisani, LAVENDER--or is it the Contarini? I forget. _Mr. L.S._ Don't remember--got the Rialto rather well, haven't they? I suppose that's intended for the dome of the Salute down there--not quite the outline, though, if I remember right. And, if that's the Campanile of St. Mark, the colour's too brown, eh? |
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