Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, February 20, 1892 by Various
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at, CULCHARD, and I won't!
_Culch._ I am no more conscious of "jawing" than "jabbering," and if _that_ is how I am to be spoken to--! _Podb._ I know. Look here, it's no use. You must go to Florence by yourself. I simply don't feel up to it, and that's the truth. I shall just potter about here, till--till _they_ go. _Culch._ As you choose. I gave you the opportunity--out of kindness. If you prefer to make yourself ridiculous by hanging about here, it's no concern of mine. I daresay I shall enjoy Florence at least as well by myself. [_He sulks until they arrive at the Hotel Dandolo, where they are received on the steps by the Porter._ _Porter_. Goot afternoon, Schendlemen. You have a bleasant dimes at Torcello, yes? Ach! you haf gif your gondoliers vifdeen franc? Zey schvindle you, oal ze gondoliers alvays schvindles eferypody, yes! Zere is som ledders for you. I vetch zem. [_He bustles away._ _Mr. Bellerby_ (_suddenly emerging from a recess in the entrance, as he recognises CULCHARD_). Why bless me, there's a face I know! Met at Lugano, didn't we? To be sure--very pleasant chat we had too! So you're at Venice, eh? I know every stone of it by heart, as I needn't say. The first time I was ever at Venice-- _Culch._ (_taking a bulky envelope from the Porter_). Just so--how are you? Er--will you excuse me? |
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