Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, February 20, 1892 by Various
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page 22 of 42 (52%)
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As the _New York Herald_
Mentioned when she died. Well, my pile's a million, That's a fact, you bet: I'm in our cotillon Quite the Broadway Pet: I can sing like PATTI; And to win I went For the Cincinnati Tennis Tournament. I've a lovely right hand; For my face I've sat By electric light--and Elegant at that! I enclose the photo, Just for you to see, But deny _in toto_ That it flatters me. _You_, I've read, are rather "Up the Spout" for cash, Owing to your father Having been so splash: _I_ from debt could free you, And in Politics Calculate to see you Bagging all the tricks. |
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