Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, February 6, 1892 by Various
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_Culch._ The _other_!--that's Me! I wish to goodness you wouldn't make all that noise, PODBURY, just when it's getting interesting! _Miss P.'s V._ (_very low_). What is the good? Nothing will bring him back--_now_! _Culch._ Nothing? How little she knows me! _Miss T.'s V._ I hope you don't consider _me_ nothing. And a word from me would bring him along pretty smart. The only question is, whether I'm to say it or not? _Miss P.'s V._ (_muffled_). Dar-ling! _Culch._ I really think I might almost venture to go down, now, eh, PODBURY? (_No answer._) Selfish brute! [_Indignantly._ _Miss T.'s V._ But mind this--if he comes, you've got to care for him the whole length of your boa--you won't persuade him to run in couples with anybody else. That's why he broke away the first time--and you were ever so mad with me because you thought I was at the bottom of it. But it was all his pride. He's too real independent to share chances with anybody alive. _Culch._ How thoroughly she understands me! _Miss T.'s V._ And I guess CHARLEY will grow out of the great Amurrcan Novel in time--it's not going ever to grow out of _him_, anyway! |
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