Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, February 27, 1892 by Various
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May now arrest the progress of Time's changes.
True, much is yielded yet to Swelldom's "Sport," But some aver that even _its_ time is short. No, Clearances and Rights of Common, now Own not the sway of autocrats capricious. Small use, great Shade, to knit that haughty brow, And swear _your_ action would be expeditious. The days of Curfew and of Forest Law Are passed. _We_'re swayed by Justice--and Free Jaw! * * * * * "FOR VALUE RECEIVED."--Aldgate Ward changed Alderman LUSK for one POUND. * * * * * [Illustration: WHAT OUR ARTIST HAS TO PUT UP WITH, BEFORE HE TURNS LIKE A CRUSHED WORM. _Our Art Critic_ (_patronisingly_). "HA--HUM! WELL, YOUR COLOUR IS FAIRLY DECENT, AND YOU HAVE NICISH FEELING FOR LIGHT AND SHADE, AND _CHIAROSCURO_. BUT WHERE YOB ALWAYS FAIL TO PLEASE, SOMEHOW, IS IN YOUR _EXECUTION_!" _Our Artist_. "MY _EXECUTION_? AH! JUST SO. I'VE NO DOUBT THAT _YOURS_, NOW WOULD BE MORE GENERALLY POPULAR!"] * * * * * |
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