Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 12, 1892 by Various
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_Her Comp._ Very likely indeed, dear; but (_pursuing her original train of thought_) you get rather nice tea at some of these aƫrated bread-shops; so perhaps if we waited--(_&c., &c._) IN GALLERY NO. III. _Two Pretty Nieces with an Elderly Uncle_ (_coming to "Apollo and Marsyas," by Tintoretto_). What was the _story_ of Apollo and Marsyas, Uncle? _The Uncle_. Apollo? Oh, come, you've heard of _him_, the--er--Sun-God, Phoebus-Apollo, and all that? _His Nieces_. Oh, yes, we know all _that_; but who was Marsyas, and what does the Catalogue mean by "Athena and three Umpires?" _The Uncle_. Oh--er--hum! Didn't they teach you all that at school? Well they _ought_ to have, that's all? Where's your Aunt--where's your Aunt? _Mr. Ernest Stodgely_ (_before the Portrait of the Marchesa Isabella Grimaldi_). There, FLOSSIE, don't you feel the greatness of that now? I'm curious to know how it impresses you! _Miss Featherhead_. Well, I rather like her frock, ERNEST. How funny to think aigrettes were worn so long ago, when they've just gone out _again_, don't you know. It must have been difficult to kiss a person across one of those enormous ruffs, though, don't you think? |
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