Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 12, 1892 by Various
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_Mrs. Townley-Ratton_ (_about to leave with her husband, encounters
her cousins, the Miss RURAL-RATTONS, who have just arrived_). Why, SOPHY, MARY! _how_ are you? this is _too_ delightful! When _did_ you come up? How long are you going to be in town? _When_ can you come and see me? _Miss Sophy Rattan_ (_answering the two last questions_). Till the end of the week. What will be the best time to find you? _Mrs. T.R._ (_warmly_). Oh, _any_ time! I'm almost _always_ in--except the afternoons, of course. I'm going out to tea or something every day this week! _Miss Sophy R._ Well, how would some time in the morning-- _Mrs. T.R._ The morning? No, I'm afraid--I'm _afraid_ it _mustn't_ be the morning _this_ week--so many things that one _has_ to see to! _Mr. T.R._ (_lazily_). You'd better all come and dine quietly some evening. [_He yawns, to tone down any excess of hospitality in this invitation._ _Mrs. T.R._ (_quickly_). No, that would be _too_ cruel, when I know they'll want to go to a theatre every night! And besides, I really haven't a single free evening this week. But I must see if we can't _arrange_ something. You really must drop me a line _next_ time you're coming up! Good-bye, dears, we mustn't keep you from the pictures--such a fine collection this winter! Love to your Mother, |
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